Ramen Chick Lay

I just got my hair did a few days ago and was testing out my new presence. Went to my usual bar with Icebreaker, but all the chicks were with dudes or in groups, and I didn't feel like expending the energy to take over groups.

Slight tangent: I've become disillusioned with chicks. I just don't think any of them are smart, cool, funny, or have anything going for them in their lives. It's probably because I've been meeting them at bars, so I've decided recently to boycott bars. I've also begun to qualify chicks a lot harder before I escalate. Normally if a chick is into me I would immediately make out with her; now I make her work for it.

The moment I entered, two Filipino chicks screamed, "you're so hot!" I walk over to them and said, "I know." They loved it, but being very drunk the moment a song they liked came up, they started dancing and ignoring me. That's cool, I didn't feel like expending the energy to dance anyway. Icebreaker and I walked out of the bar.

Everywhere else was dead so we walked back. We ran into the Filipino chicks again. Pigtails chick loved Icebreaker so I did some mini-isolation with Ramen chick as Icebreaker was fingering her through her pants in the street. However my place was ten blocks away and we just met these chicks, so I decided to build compliance and bounced them to the burger joint across the street.

We had burgers and connected about food, girls, and life. I'm not that attracted to Ramen chick but she was actually cool, so I was willing to give her a wonderful night so Icebreaker could fuck Pigtails chick.

Unfortunately Pigtails drank way too much and threw up in the bathroom. She came back and put her head down on the table. She was done. I suggested Ramen give her water and take her home. Even though I didn't do any game and was just talking, I knew Ramen was super compliant: I took her number by telling her to take my phone out of my pants and putting it in. We made plans to get ramen.

The next day I texted her. No response. What the fuck?

I texted her again the day after, this time I remembered she didn't save my number so I put down my name. Still no response. Weird.

I texted her a third time two days later. She asked who this was. I replied, "Dude it's Joker, WTF I thought we were getting ramen". Note: this is not a response I normally give to "who is this?", but with this chick I knew she was super compliant. She responded, "lol m sorry :( when do u want to get ramen? I'm at work right now". I suggested Monday but she asked what my plans were tonight. Sweet.

After she gets off work she picks me up. We get ramen, I share stories from my daily life, nothing gamey at all. A little touching, but I was just really hungry. She said she has to drive to Vegas tonight, and I hint that it's late and that she should go in the morning.

She drives me back to my place. At this point I haven't really made any moves yet, not even held hands, though I did have my hand on the back of her neck a few times. Very unusual for me but in this case it felt right to save those moves for later. I tell her to come up, we'll chat a little. She parks her car and comes up to my place.

She smokes a cigar on my balcony and we chat a little. I bring up Burning Man and tell her I have to show her pictures on my iPad, which is in my room. She follows me in.

My room has no chairs. I'm lying in bed while she's standing, so I tell her it's kinda weird and she sits on my bed. I tell her my roommate is sleeping as an excuse to close the door. I had not touched her much all night so now it's kinda weird, in my mind anyway. Nonetheless I start playing with her hands but she's self-conscious about them because they're dry from working, so she keeps them in her hoodie. I note that they're sweaty and suggest that she take off her hoodie but surprisingly she says no. Suddenly I doubt my confidence in her interest. But I quickly get over it: she drove over to pick me up, now she's alone in my closed room on my bed. She wants dick.

I pull her shoes off and put my arm around her. I do my usual kiss routine, touching her cheek gently and nudging it toward me until we are kissing.

From there on I start stripping her and myself. She puts up minimal resistance but I distract her by kissing and biting her and overpowering her physically. Every time I do this, as I am about to take off another layer of clothing, she says, "oh alright." Hah!

The most resistance came from taking off her pants. Eventually I had her on her chest, held her hands over her head with one hand, kissing her back to distract her, while I shoved my other hand down her pants to grab her ass for a bit. From there I found her pussy and fingered her into submission.

Even after that I had to slowly work my way to getting the pants off. I whipped out my dick and put her hand on it. She started jerking me off as I continued to do a mixture of fingering and undoing her pants. But the inevitable happened.

I fingered the shit out of her but she didn't come. I didn't feel like eating her out so I just fucked her after. As we we're fucking she was sucking on my tongue like a dick, and I contemplated whipping out my dick and blowing a load in her mouth, but I didn't.

Afterward we took a break and I debriefed her. She said her first impression of me was that I was really cute with my long hair. She said the thought of fucking me never even crossed her mind. Not sure I buy that, but maybe it's a result of me holding back my touching until the last moment.

I was thinking of the way she used her tongue and that got me hard. I pulled her up and down to my dick and she started working it. Not bad but not great. I had to give her a few tips ("play with my balls", "use less teeth", "faster") but eventually I blew a load in her mouth. It's such an awesome feeling to lie back, hands behind my head, the girl doing all the work.

Lessons learned:
- Qualify women. I told Ramen about my disillusionment of women, then she proved herself to me and won me over. She earned my dick.
- Persist. I texted her three times before she even responded. If I gave up, I wouldn't have scored this easy lay. It turns out she really lost her phone! I guess sometimes it does happen.
- No response = green light. This chick didn't respond to my touch at all, but she also obeyed my every command, so that was obvious. It's not always so obvious, you just gotta push for it.