Visualization exercise

The Secret says I must visualize and see my goals for them to come true, so here are my goals, to be achieved by my next birthday:

• Have a million dollars
  
• Go to Thailand
  
• Fuck 50 chicks, including a threesome (starting now)
  
• Master the Ashtanga yoga intermediate series
  
• Be able to do one armed hollow handstand pushups
  
• Perform to a crowd of 10,000
  
• Have positive experiences with my family
  

Let's see how many I achieve!